where are you?
in the room with the baby pig
k im coming soon
I don't think brook has ever known best
my roommate just caught me washing a dildo in the sink.
its like think what a normal person would think but completely the opposite.
I havnt had this much beer since i losodt my virginity. thank. god.
I just randomly started counting the number of guys that I've hooked up with that are now gay. 11.
You spend 45 minutes trying to convince that pregnant girl you were with all night to have sex with you cause 'the worst had already happened.'
he even offered to make my bed in the morning.
I feel wrong giving my mom a cash gift full of dirty stripper money.
You haven't had the true md experience until you've had your crotch grabbed by a drunk stripper with a snaggle tooth in front of your coworkers.
Well I almost walked away with an Irish guy's boarding pass and some south guy's dignity
I think all the stress in my life right now can be directly correlated with never winning a game of Bop It as a child.
Remember those two guys in our frat that would no homo everything? I just got an invitation to their wedding.
my face feels like mints and my body feels like tingles
So were driving two hours to go to a club and Charles packed me a sippy cup full of tequila. He thinks of everything!
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