It's sad how good I am at giving people diseases
Sad Moment: I only had enough $ at 711 to buy chips or salsa. I chose salsa and took a plastic spoon
My mom asked me if I was being satisfied, sexually. And then discussed positioning.
I'm making a conscious effort to limit my spending at the bars...i wrote "FOR CAB ONLY" on a $20 last night
Just assessed the damage in the bath. Two love bites. One bruise on the inner thigh. Strange awareness of what i'm assuming is my cervix. I've definitely missed you. x
you spent 5 minutes trying to open an empty PBR and kept saying "don't worry i'll get it i've been working out"
He looked me straight in the eye when he was fingering me last night...it was very serial killer.
I really don't think you should have 'baptized' your tattoo in vodka the same night you got it.
My password hint says "not sunset, also facebook." i need to stop doing computer things while high. I will never figure this clue out.
I fucked a guy that's in Sports illustrated. I'm officially ready for college.
the cashier ate half of our fries before she gave them to us so i think it's safe to say they don't do drug testing there
Just saw a man downtown with a cat just riding on his shoulder like a furry parrot. He may be homeless, but I think he's your soul mate.
There is what appears to be urine on the woman's bathroom sink. I just have so many questions right now.
He said I gave him the best head he's ever had and I bowed. I BOWED.
Let's just wait to see what happens before we start making radical plans and starting fires
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