YOU GOT EVICTED FROM A TRAILER PARK!?!? WTF!!!!!
He has some good qualities. Beneath the layers of asshole and fat.
he sent me a picture of his dick with a heart border around it
it's been a while because I don't count the hooker
REALLY should have cleaned under my bed before I had my parents come help me pack...things my parents just found: several condoms and a bottle of lube. My mom when she found a condom: "ooo ribbed. Laura's a lucky girl"
they had to take the Corona's out of the fish tank because they wouldn't fit with the mini replica of the roman coliseum in there. so we drank the Corona's. does beer have an expiry date?
I think they make you graduate because you get too old to go hard and become a risk. homecoming weekend wins again. fuck.
So I told him it takes a lot to get me drunk & he said he was the heavyweight champion in college. We high-fived. Obviously I'm the favorite child.
Only Tommy would bring a stripper pole to a bonfire
I AM AT THE LOUNGE WHERE THEY FILMED THE LAP DANCE IN SHOWGIRLS....IT IS AMAZING
There's weed in my toothpaste. Explain.
😂😂😂 what are we doing to these poor guys?!
Maintaining the status quo.
he woke up this morning, drunk as fuck, butt ass naked, and he had left grandmas gun on the counter and doesn't know why.
sometime during the night he found me in the empty hotttub singing marvins room in only my bra.
Thank you for being so charming, but do you have syphilis?
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