If one more person calls me a lesbian I am going to have to give you head in public.
One thing i hate about playoff baseball: George Lopez
You know, I really only think drinking is a problem if you're not good at it.
This girl in the gym has an amazing body...too bad there's no workout routine for a face.
4pm on a Sunday....roomate fucking like a wildabeast while I have a organic chemistry study group in my kitchen.
Pregnancy scare over. Let the cockfest begin.
I just wanted to share with you that my life has come to naked arts and crafts, to fix my flask, with a rum and coke in my hand... Good luck on your exam
Although I am concerned about who made the decision to let you loose in a bridal show I am proud to see you in a sombero again.
The last thing I remember is teaching our waffle house waitress to do the stanky leg and promising the grill cook we would come see him at his other job.
Thanks for the viagra you gave me last night. I ended up getting called in to work to cover a shift. So I had to tell Kayla that I couldn't hang out and I had to try and hide my dick all night while walking serving people food all night.
If I have to strap one on and give it to you good, you will not die revirginated. That's friendship.
Something about the fact that I could do coke off her ass cheeks just speaks to me
Pretty much all i've had today is sugar and orgasms
I just snorted sandwich everywhere.
I hope it smells nice :)
IT DOESN'T BECAUSE I HAVE MEAT COMING OUT OF MY NOSE, DAMNIT.
After everything I’ve done… had sex with people off tinder, gone to clubs and bars, gone to hockey games…. I get Covid at GRANDMAS HOUSE
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