32 messages asking me to suck his dick. And there for a minute i thought i was desperate. ha!
Hahahaha
make that 40.
ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
I really want to know why half of my kitchen floor is missing.
I found a phone book at the party and started calling everyone with my last name asking if they wanted to form a club. I'm meeting one for brunch tomorrow...
Not my type. One of those types that loves that they're educated, could drink their red wine and have an intellectual conversation and have a wonderful time
An adult?
Hows cali? I thought of you as I shaved 1/4 of my legs last night.
I feel you. We can get adjoining rooms. It'll be like Disney world, but with drugs and ivs instead of roller coasters and Mickey Mouse.
Which is way cooler
i may or may not be making depth charges with cough syrup. i'll call you if i survive.
Tonight I plan on passing out fully clothed on the table. I don't know where normal people plan on sleeping.
I was laying out of the open window, talking with him on the phone, while we were both puking at the same time.. Guys at the party called it "true love"..
You kept purposefully giving me wrong directions, laughing, then yelling at me for taking directions from a drunk person.
My roomate had an hour long melt down about her life choices not realizing I was in the middle of having sex... So yea it went pretty horribly.
Can we be gay Bert and Ernie for Halloween?
I just found peanut butter between my boobs. This was for you.
i really love you but i feel kinda dumb about it
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