thats the only time ive ever had sloppy firsts
went to the gyno and found out that i have a birthmark on my clit. its like god gave guys a little help when it comes to getting me off.
Today was the day I stopped kidding myself and started buying the handle of vodka.
You SHOULD feel empty, we were at the top of our game, and by that i mean snorting things we don't understand and only a few steps away from adultery.
some guy i've known for a week sent me nudes saying "you're welcome" i need an award for this birthday
Welp I just blew a load probably the size of a small pond if not a lake
Who the fuck is this
I'm gonna let my dick speak for itself from now on. Seriously, it's always recruiting for me even after 6 hours of drinking.
I woke up to realize my keys were on the front porch. Also so was I. So close yet so far
our relationship was basically a one night stand, with a three week long, morning after
I cannot be with a girl who won't let me come home on my lunch break, eat spicy ranch and watch Breaking Bad without pants on. #lesbianproblems
Then when he got home he face timed me and showed me his balls
I'm just going to have crazy good sex with him until one of us developed feelings that works in the movies right?
I'm sorry your Amazon says buttplugs now
I only have sex with you to have a memory to masturbate to.
i don't want him to see me in a bathing suit.
hasn't he seen you naked?
well yeah, but it's different in a bathing suit.
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