I have all these new brothers and sisters I'm just now finding out about
I just caught myself doing the gator chomp to my tv. I need to get laid.
found a naked boy completely buried under a pile of her clothes and terrified...she says she was "saving him for later"
Found her in the closet eating mayo out of the jar with a knife
masturbating while the coffee brews is the new power nap
You missed practice last night. You owe at least 8 hours of liver sprints.
Oh and I found some acid for the drive back to school, productive day
I dunno... But she calls vodka "dancing juice"
I dont care if he cant spell. Illiterate people need blowjobs too
I chugged a beer while I was riding him and he told me it was the sexiest thing he has ever seen. this guy knows class when he sees it.
I drank all the drinks. And jump off roof. Yay
We were on the ground in Tampa for 55 hours and we drank for 30 of them.
We won Spring Training 2013.
I threw up in the bathtub last night like a decent human being.
Apparently I repeatedly thanked the paramedic for saving the "happy new year" beads i was wearing. that bad.
i want to say his dick was in it but not his heart
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