Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
Non-Jews are for practice
when a girl feels in her heart, the way she feels in her vagina, anything is possible.
you know u lost to a carboard cut out of sammy sosa in beer pong last night.
We both bought three foot bongs...going to race to see who can smoke a mile first.
I was the girl at the bar last night passing out free condoms and making sure everyone knew how to use them to keep the population down
Yeah, I've been trying to get him to eat healthier. Turns out he'll eat almost any fruit or vegetable as long I let him eat it off my body.
He invites me over too FucK and i wind up eating 6 jimboys tacos with his roommates. While he waited in his room. Maybe next time
Apparently he got pepper spray on his dick. So he's a literal fire crotch.
What do I do with all this pork broth? I can't waste it.
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I want sex. When is an appropriate time post funeral to ask for something like that. Like when it gets dark out?
Wow you are like a taller more attractive sex Yoda.
It's like his penis moved in and did some interior decorating without telling me first...
THREE MINUTES! THREE MINUTES PAST MIDNIGHT I STSRT HEARING CHRISTMAS MUSIC ON THE OVERHEAD PA SYSTEM!!!
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