Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
i made two phi delts show me their dicks in less than 30 words! Take that twitter!
I wish I had a frozen water bed.
best. idea. ever.
Had a speaker in class today. She asked whats the first question when you see someone pregnant. I said whos the father? She was looking for "is it a boy or a girl?"
I'm basically a mama hen. I keep them warm and let them wonder around the house. not to mention, I keep eye on them just in case the falcons around the house try to snatch them away.
I don't even know what to say right now
Can we please get on skype for like 20 seconds so i can show you my penis and the spiderman temporary tattoo that is right above it
He was spooning with the dog when I came home. Now shes afriad to go near him. Should I ask?
What if everything solid was made of oreos and everything liquid was wine
I just got chills
THIS IS NOT A DECISION I MADE AT ONE IN THE MORNING IM JUST GETTING AROUND TO TELLING YOU ABOUT IT NOW
how does spending your day off taking me to the hospital sound?
The fact I have to evaluate my choice between tequila and fruity pebbles is a clear image of my life right now
I'm not sorry for loving America more than everyone else
If my emotions are below a 3 or above a 7, I'm crying
I've spent hours masturbating before. It's actually my favorite Sunday activity
I just bought two cartons of ice cream, 5 boxes of mac and cheese and a bridal magazine. Don't judge me.
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