3 deer just ran past us on the street. At least I get to see some tail tonight
I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
Haha na a cat just ran under your car. Howd that happen?
Probably a woman cat. Doesnt think things through
I got cut off for calling the flower girl a slut. What are you doing?
I just undressed him with my eyes. And gave him a 10 inch penis. I hope its true.
Atty had lunch with DA and confirmed I am not the target of the investigation. No word on anything else
When you gave the girl your number the fat girl was like "take mine....here please take mine"
At least I will not still be rolling when I pick up this animal. Thats a good development in five years
you peed off the balcony at your sisters and asked someone below to catch it with a cup
I am a woman. I need to be selective about the porn I stream on my phone. Who knows if my cell will ever get lost, who will see it and what they'd think otherwise. Keepin' it classy tampa.
you weren't there so I had to flirt with him on your behalf
I told ya. I'm super awesome at making things super awkward. I'm the Awkwardnator.
He's mad at me because I said I wouldn't date him if his dick was smaller. I fail to see the issue
I may or may not have tried to give myself a lobotomy
If I take one more surprise finger up the ass this week there will be hell to pay.
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