med student doing my blood work at the AIDS clinic just hit on me after I told him i was having unprotected sex, but didn't think i had HIV.
you can feel better about your life now. i slept with a guy who has gold teeth
sooo what's the appropriate music to listen to after you find out the dude you been fucking, is legit married with kids...what genre is that?
Btw...I puked in my hand last night and threw it on the floor. Don't let me do tequila ever again.
For u too. Could be years before u have a finger in ur ass
I just don't know the best way to tell him I think I saw him in a porn. I mean I got off to it, isn't there some level of awkwardness there?
Dude. Once again. Cleaning house. Found weed I hid from myself a month ago. Celebrating/testing it out. if i dont text back in 10, call dominos.
She brought over her portable harddrive and we dueled with porn. This relationship is too beautiful to last.
you start one little fire by the lake and the police want to talk to you all night...
i would compare it to sliding down a velcro-covered fireman's pole naked. no more bearded men for me.
IF I CANT STRIP TO SANTA BABY THEN WHY EVEN HAVE CHRISTMAS.
He wanted to watch a Charlie Brown thanksgiving. But I was like, fuck that, I'm a grown up. So we watched jumanji and I sucked his dick.
YOU CAN'T GET A TATTOO BECAUSE OF KPOP FANFICTION. THAT'S NOT HOW LIFE WORKS
He sent me a pic and then I suffered dick amnesia about the rest of that
So how do u get your coat out of the coat room when someone is fucking on it?
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