I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
i'm 6 minutes and 3 drinks deep before she gets here. she's do-able for a wednesday night, but i still need to mentally prepare, ya know?
It was literally like being eaten out by a dog. That bad.
He literally had a note from his doctor saying he wasn't allowed to finger me for a week
On an unrelated side note: I shall now attempt to crawl to the bathroom. Where I will lay motionless on the cold ceramic bathtub with hot water pouring over my shivering body as I desperately try not to vomit. Good day.
I almost had to get my pinky cut off. Wow I'm so happy. We won beer olympics so i didnt hahaha
One of us will probably end up wearing nothing but glow/ neon body paint and a pair of water wings...
And I am in no way ashamed to say that it will most likely be me. I'm hoping for it actually.
Cory and I accidentally had a sexual adventure last night.
How do you ACCIDENTALLY have a sexual adventure?
She needs to go. She is like the Yoko Ono of our group.
Who knows. Maybe the world would be a better place if more people sent their drug dealers thank you cards.
Im breaking out the trunk vodka tonight, its been aged to perfection.
I see you met someone special
I folded my dollar bills into mustaches in preparation for our trip to the strip club
Thursday could be nutella day. You could make me a nutella sandwich and then fuck me senseless
So... Sex in my rain boots last night. Trashy or a great show of character?
If it was with a guy, trashy. Sex with a girl is never trashy.
Thanks for leaving me with drunk gabby
Hahahaha why what's happening?
She's sending me morse code through the wall....typical
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