I just accidently deleted 60 gigs of porn from my external hard drive. Thats over 300 pornos! I think im gonna cry.
Im surprised that you are even able to text me right now.
you were convinced campus grass and foliage would give you your daily serving of vegetables to balance out the amount of alcohol you drank.
I ran out of diet so I'm mixing captain with a juice box. Being a mom has finally paid off.
I would say I am sorry for punching you last night, but I found the pictures you took on my camera and it all came rushing back.
If you're not washing nut sweat off of your forehead this morning I'm disappointed in you
Am I the only one that feels like there are hundreds of tiny people having a rave and stomping and kicking around inside my head this morning?
We had fun with our Indiana Jones role-playing until I whipped myself in the dick with my belt.
I like to take my ritalin one pill at a time with each pill spaced out a couple minutes so I feel like I'm going super saiyan when they kick in.
I really think that guy just walks around with tennis balls in his pocket. No dick is that big
WHY DIDN'T YOU INVITE ME TO RUN THROUGH TACO BELL'S SPRINKLERS AT 4AM?!
Whatever. I just want to indulge in this mcchicken and forget all about his tiny penis.
I was thinking about the biological process causing me to puke while I was puking. THAT'S how much I'd been studying.
all i want in life is a shot and a cock is that too much to ask
Whenever you have to pee or whatever I'll be over here to harass you
He ate me out on the front lawn of the post office. The people in the office across the road definitely got a show!
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