Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
just got a rotting pancake and bacon in the mail from your address....
just a heads up, there may or may not be a mailbox full of the leftover beer on the table in your basement.
It's cute how he thinks we're going to have sex again
There are not enough shots in the world for this. We walked in and they shouted "the pilgrims are here!" And then someone handed me a turkey leg the size of my arm.
This dude was wearing a "Plan B- One Step" backpack. I wonder how many more I have to buy until I get mine??
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO LOOK FUCKABLE IN AN ALL NEON SPANDEX JUMPSUIT?
Just made macaroni burritos. Fukkin awesome. We'll have to try this when I'm sober.,!
Hahaahaah I keep finding little notes you left me on my physics notes... "TOO HIGH FOR BIRDS"
Ive been thinking this might sound random.. But we need a piano in our house next year specifically for railing chicks on it.
My mother just made an innapropriate gesture with a cucumber while grocery shopping at whole foods... Then she said "bitches love cucumbers" and all this time i thought i was adopted
I had a really bad dream about us drinking this weekend. Remind me to tell you Friday when we start drinking
she and her cat are both sick as fuck so they just sat there looking at each other with her nose dripping on the cat's. both out of fucks
Can you send me the pictures of me riding the penis
I got bit by a peacock. That's how hard shit went down last night.
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