Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
I just saw a stripper wear a tube top around her floppy gut. God bless Michigan.
he just told me he'd rather go to the pirates game. i know it was desperate but i said id give him roadhead if he let me come along.
Sex with him was like teaching a two year old how to work a machine gun
They are currently going door-to-door asking the neighbors to donate money for Cheez-Its and gift wrap. They asked me to stay back at the house to make another pitcher of margaritas.
We started a mustache riot at white castle at 4 in the morning. Will explain in detail.
We tried to line dance with everyone but it turned into drunken stumbling and attempting to grind on random frat boys. I feel that this might turn into an every Thursday thing.
i get the sense she is planing new and exciting ways to physically harm me during sex
They switched jackets and you didn't notice. You made out with both of them and had no idea
Do you know anyone with a stuffed cougar? I want one for a self portrait to hang in my house. A bobcat or lynx might work too.
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
He got me off while watching hockey. He's a keeper.
so is it socially acceptable to send her an "i got my man back you whore" card?
alright well you definitely hurt his feelings though you told him he looked like he was going to an Amish community prayer meeting..
Apparently I was carrying around a bottle of listerine calling it 5 loco
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