After last night I still want u
But please keep that on the DL
She does have a great personality.
Yeah, in her vagina.
I'm in the dining hall. that same guy is here again, the one who sits alone and talks to his silverware.
Instead of centeral air we are getting a margaritaville machine. Thought you would enjoy our logic
I thought about donating plasma but thats not the way i want to find out that i have aids
I dunno if we should get high tonight man. its daylight savings. time travel is just too much for me right now.
i have a wrist watched drawn on my wrist that it says shot o clock
Everything smells like beer. Everything. But I cant drag myself out of bed to take a shower. So beer it is.
i think the beer goggles wore off after hearing the story of her 2nd abortion
He visits one Denver strip club and now hes moving there
You have to sext the same way you right a resume, you can only use active verbs
I found out he put two potatoes in a jar because he wants to make his own vodka.
well one of us has to be wrong and it's not going to be me
i was really depressed when i left the health dept this morning after i had to write a higher number next to "partners" than "age"
Everythings in imax form. Space oddessys are formed. Adventure at every moment and everything is epic. My mouth hass lemons. Yum.
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