So I had sex with him again. He's still got it. Not chlamydia, he got rid of that.
so i used to love airports for the escalators... now its the bars... then the escalators after the bars
sounds like you fell off the wagon.
fuck falling off. at this point, the wagon is a dot on the horizon.
I didn't mind getting the stomach flu from him. we had great sex AND I'm seven pounds lighter
This is random, but did i give u a handjob in the middle of the night or was that a dream?
If I die on my trip, you're my chosen person. Nightstand-vibrators. Computer-iphoto naked pictures. I hope you feel honored.
TINY HANDS NOT FOR BUTTHOLES
This is going everywhere on the internet.
she looked at me completely serious and said "orgasms are 15% Stronger during a hurricane" and started to take all her clothes off
There's a man in a pumpkin/reaper outfit advertising a new head shop outside the Taco Bell. I love this town.
It feels like I'm being stabbed in the uterus with a rake. That night was totally worth it though. Thanks.
Invite that kid who wants to become a priest. I WANT ON.
Also I am throwing a blaZer over what I wore to bed and calling it an outfit.
In honor of Super Tuesday, we should have the sex tonight.
I apparently ooze single. The second I left his house after break up sex five of my old booty calls text me
Learned two new lessons today: 1) Do not identify pills found in one's car by taking them to see what happens, especially while at work, and 2) There is no logical reason to keep ambien in one's vehicle...
Randomize
