Trust me, I wear more condoms than socks. I wouldn't risk infecting my cock. It's my livelyhood.
dude this 15 year old girl saw our youtube vid and just facebook messaged me saying i was verry verry pretty. i have no schemas for how to respond to this situation.
woah 15?
i know! what is this dateline?
I've been thinking about all the girls in my life in terms of applying to college.
Huh?
I guess what im trying to say is that your my safety school.
I told him I'm not paying rent anymore because he's seen my boobs.
all we need is a shotglass and a helicopter.
That's cool how's he been?
He got hit in the face with a beer bottle so he has two black eyes and 13 stitches.. He hasnt changed much.
just bailed mom out of jail. Tell me i'm not the favorite child
he squeezed my boobs like he didn't know what else to do with them, then turned down head...
told you he was gay.
he sounded really stupid. it was like his puke had a stutter, too.
matt and i tucked you in... you REFUSED to move your head from under the bed.
If I don't throw up the day I graduate i'll feel like the last 4 years and thousands of dollars spent on alcohol will have been wasted.
Your dress got me laid by one of Obama's Secret Service members. Patriotic duty, check.
I asked if anyone's pants felt wet on the bottom, like a half hour after mine did. I had just peed my pants i had gotten so high no biggie
I walked into the living room this morning and he was there with 3 shots in a row. He said it was "tea time."
was his pinky out?
I love how when he said ecstasy pills both of our heads whipped around like a couple of horned owls.
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