Well the candle wax mightve been sexy if he didn't drop the candle and light half my bed on fire
so high. i feel like my whole body is a boner
if only i could text you this smell
do you ever lay in the bath and watch the blood hit the water?
EWW. Don't discuss your period with me. You can go shave your back now.
I was just texting to see if your vagina was working yet.
I'm in the sex attic, crying, eating french toast and taco
I swear to god, if you fuck the hot one you're paying me back for the shot I just bought her
I woke up at 4am on the floor covered in olive oil and fire extinguisher powder but all I wanted to know was where the rest of my booze was at.
I'd go lesbian for $50 and a good phone case.
i may or may not be making depth charges with cough syrup. i'll call you if i survive.
You've created a tinder dominating monster.
Holy shit, I wanna ride him into the horizon.
I'll have sex with you for tacos. I don't care, man.
Dude, she had a pound of gunpowder in her closet. I for sure got a fear boner.
MY GUT IS TELLING ME YES AND SO IS MY VAGINA
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