so... another position just opened up(704) Oh really?(704) Is it John's?(704) Or did you find a new way to take a penis?
I swear she didn't look like that last week.
He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
you proceeded to suck on ur pinkie saying it reminded you of chris and you wanted him badly
She gave me a foot massage with her tongue. I think we're both scarred for life.
Theres was an instant understanding between us being drunk on the trampoline at four in the morning and the people walking down the road at the same time
All I remember is having a LONG talk with a 23 year old mother with a 5 year old kid at a bar who told me "it's not that bad"
There's a fried egg and an empty bottle of reddiwhip in the parking lot. Did you have fun last night?
I spent the whole party making out with some guy. He wasn't that cute but six of my sorority sisters are fighting over him so I had to do something..
He sent me a 7 minute voicemail of him playing wonderwall on the acoustic guitar I'm not even kidding did he seriously think that would work
When asked if they had been introduced, Damo said "No but I know we've pretty much fucked all the same girls in town"
I'm seriously considering refraining from drinking on school nights.
I like how you say that with 4 school days left of the school year..
I got an assistant at work. First task was picking me up at a strip club. I was drunk and trying explain how it was work related
Same encounter she body slammed me to the floor and than humped me
When he said he lived in a closet I thought he meant his room was really small or something... But he actually has a queen size mattress on the floor of his roomates walk-in closet.
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