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Hurry. And bring back up. SHE WON'T STOP TALKING.
I was just told by a cop that my party was the most epic party they ever crashed
Ja rule starts his prison sentence today #3475th reason we should drink tonight
No i'm not calming down the girl at white castle did not need to see the picture of my dick on your phone.
Seriously wondering if smoking a bowl for lunch was a bad idea.
OR THE BEST. STAY TUNED.
No. No. And hell no. If you are driving a Honda Fit you are not allowed to give me a dirty look. No.
Sincerely would love to tap that, on a mountain with the wind blowing on your pubes .
Yes stubble LOOKS hot but factor in his shitty bj skills and I might as well have jacked off with apricot scrub
My new dealer was watching Space Jam and eating ham off a frisbee when I went over. He's my new favorite person
I hate vagina strikes, but I must not stray from my path. My boyfriend will know the true meaning of blue balls.
His exact words were "Can I meet your vagina?" I kept wondering if he was going to try to shake hands with it...
To be fair, this is a tequila-while-rewatching-Benedict-Cumberbatch-as-Van-Gogh idea, so I don't know if it will hold up tomorrow.
This bitch goes out driving during the nor'easter to get her ass eaten.. that’s dedication
Just a typical Friday. Dinner, drinks, doing lines with a member of Congress
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