i think my tv is drunk
put your party hat on. and by party hat I mean no panties
Calvin and Hobbes are double-teaming a butterfly. They're in the bathroom, and drawing a crowd.
It was one of those "since we're naked anyway" type situations
yeah...i noticed he pets people when he's drunk. It's odd.
Some old truck driver just made me smell his beard I hope tonight turns out better
That's the kind of break up sex that keeps couples together. Damn.
Just warning you the last time I had captain Morgan I gave a blow job to a guy that looked like Jesus.
We had hangover sex and then I called a taxi home. Told him I didn't want his number because, if it was meant to be, we would fuck again. He called me the queen of one night stands.
no, I didn't go in the end. Too hungover and hot, plus Star Wars is on so obviously I'm having a naked day.
I'm cutting her off I can't have my good name soiled with these kinds of shenanigans
Shit is preposterous
I got high and had sex with reindeer antlers on. It was magical and animalistic. Tia the season.
Why would you keep yourself in a sharting situation
It's probably not a good thing when it isn't even 6:30 and I've already drank an entire bottle of wine. By myself. I'm watching Spice World and I just bought 2 Spice Girls albums off itunes.
Make that 3 Spice Girls albums.
he said "i'm the cat whisperer, watch". he took a hit from the pipe, grabbed the cat and blew the smoke in its ear. he grinned and the cat started purring. it was magnificent
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