So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
After I made out with her she fell asleep and started pooting in her sleep. Are we sure lesbians are hot? Cause that wasn't.
She wanted to test if her costume allows her to still have sex in it. It does
Drinking wine. Reading twilight. On a Friday night. Biggest loser contest. First Place.
the only plus side is that now I'll be able to tell my son not to trust the condoms that his college gives away..........
She said "I only hook up with guys I'm dating"
So... What happend then?
We dated for an hour, i broke up with her after. BOOM.
I wasnt that drunk. Throwing the table off the third story was totally logical.
If its allowed to Tornado at 830am then Im allowed to have a beer and a cigarette at 830am
My parents just suggested that we tailgate the midnight christmas service. this is my gene pool.
They're calling for 20 inches of snow but I'll have a dirtbike for emergency trips to the liquor store. Even if I crash it won't hurt.
Bro. Some kids just drive-by judged the shit outta me.
So take that alcohol. I still win. I ALWAYS WIN. Plus i didn't have to wear clothes. DOUBLE WIN.
And I wasn't prepared because its been a very long and lonely season and I wasn't expecting to find dick at Press Box trivia night....
Also, there's definitely not a non-hilarious way to ask to stick something up your butt.
what the fuck happened to the tacos
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