I just need someone to hold me and tell me i dont turn boys gay
i'm sorry, i thought "hey, she wants TO FUCK YOU" was a good enough cue
He literally just walked in some random persons house and walked right to they're pantry. Then five minutes later he walks out with pop-tarts, mac and cheese, and captain morgan. We need to chill with this kid more often.
I got used. This is the happiest day of my life. I was just a huge cock and that is all she needed.
how thoroughly do i need to sanitize the cone the vet put around my dog's neck for it to be safe to use as a beer bong?
You won't wear your Santa suit, I can't get trashed, and you won't use handcuffs! This is the worst Christmas EVER.
Can we just talk about how awesome I am. I just slept with a new guy while listening to the previous guys bands cd.
Also, the greatest of ironies: I got shampoo confiscated by security while Corey managed to get pot through. MERICA!
So when this rash is gone wanna hang out?
Nothing brings compassion from a group of cafe workers like walking in and asking if they have a 'hangover special'
I just tried to pay for a coffee with a dollar and a necco wafer.
It's whatever. Titanic is about to be on and we have wine, which is basically crying juice. Leo, Kate, and I will be having a lovely, pants free evening.
Ladies don't puke and tell
Took my nervous poop earlier then expected it's gonna be a good day
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
Randomize
