weddingsv make me drug and hornr
Get out...Run...Or there's going to be a dick in your mailbox
dude so we were eating nacho cheese popcorn and chasing it with cole slaw
by the way nacho cheese popcorn is me making popcorn and then adding milk butter and mac n cheese mix
any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
Just because your phone has a case on it doesn't mean it will survive a 5 story drop out the window.
I can't get a boner in the bathroom of a buffet.
I just did the nutritional comparison between 2% milk and Bud Light Lime.. the beer had less calories, less carbs, and less fat. It's not looking good for milk in my life anymore
all I wanna do is swim in an Olympic sized pool of Gatorade and tylenol.
She seriously spent 30 minutes trying to make balloon animals out of my limp dick...
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Exactly.
I left for five minutes and Chris wound up half in women's clothes, half naked. And the naked half was covered in shamrock stickers.
How about to stay friends we only have sex on our birthdays. Maybe national holidays too. And days we get really drunk. Wanna get really drunk?
"I'm pretty sure all our toasts were to Ben Afflecks penis last night."
Like you can't just be like oh bb and THEN SEND ME A FUCKING PICTURE OF MY 8TH GRADE FAT SELF IN A TACO COSTUME
The convent might be a nice break from real life
Fuck you, dude, I'm not sharing my weed anymore if you're going for the Panthers.
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