There is an asian family here, I heard the mom call her son onyong
So I've come to the conclusion that I would cry if I had an ugly baby.
SURVIVED FINALS. CAN'T DIE FROM ALCOHOL POISONING. NOTHER SHOT. CAPS.
About to see some guy and give him a glance that tries to express how sorry i am for blowing his friend while he was getting a BJ in the same room
He looks like he'd be great Lego character.
I'm at some strange place in what feels like Mexico, high and getting tacos.
I just passed a truck with its bed lined with a tarp and filled with water with six dudes chilling in the back driving through campus. That looks fun.
Im fairly sure two chicks roofied me last night. Suckers. I love free drugs.
I mean jail does seem alright, all the free broth you can eat.
I just want to make out with him forever
Are we at that point yet where I can just say "I want you to sit on my face"? If not, want to go out for "drinks"?
Well. I hope my dad likes whatever sweater stoned me picks out.
I HAVENT HAD A NICE A NICE DICK SINCE FEBRUARY!! I WANNA KEEP THIS ONE!!!
If me saying "come f***k me now" is talking, then yes.
I couldnt face her after that wonderful, terrible blowjob. Made a rope out of towels and climbed out her bathroom window.
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