He had a number 3 tattooed on his penis. And when I asked what it meant, he said " you know like dale earnhardt, the intimidator".
Drunk in some girls audi what the fuck is happenin i love sb
it's ELEVEN
thirty
waiting in line for my ID. the kid in front of me reaks of hopes and dreams and hornyness-- freshmen by calvin klein
if you don't let us come over today i'm not taking the second plan b pill. your call.
Literally just stood in the shower and forgot what to do. that hungover.
I've woke up in his bed 4 out of the past 6 mornings. I feel like this might be the time to learn more about him then his first name and what kind of beer he drinks.
Is it true if I say your name three times, you'll appear and whore everything up?
Oh no, we smoked the revival weed. It came in a Batman bag. It hit like justice. And orphans.
What shitty, shitty thing could you possibly tell me that doesnt top the fact that i got hammered and showed everyone i could shit while running
I'll feed you vitamin c from my mouth this weekend. Like a baby bird.
Promise??
I will kick you in all of your body parts. All at once.
Nothing more ironic than raw dogging some random Asian hottie last night and then doing the walk of shame home from her place mixed in with the participants of the AIDS walk
I may watch porn and eat a baked potato covered in chili in bed
I've now fucked in every motel room in this small town.
He couldn’t find my clit with a map. Literally. I drew him a map.
Randomize
