Im watching he's just not that into you, eating way too much pizza, and feeling very single.
the best job he will get is a sex ed teacher in alabama
HER PREGGO ASS BROUGHT SPEGHETTI-O'S... IN HER PURSE.
next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
Just got blown whilst getting my high score on bejeweled blitz. There's still a month and a half left of summer and my bucket list is empty...
she found me naked passed out on the toilet and i just kept repeating "i'm like elvis, but not dead."
Hahahaaa There's this one girl crying hysterically and wrapped around (i believe) her ex's leg. He's trying to shake her off without spilling his beer. This is fucking priceless.
IM A SHIT SUOW THE GUYS AT THE PMACR TOLD ME AJDBO I WEBF RO WALNARY WITH OU SHOES! I WASHT LLOWES FLOWERSA
$645 later, she's throwing up in my washroom and asking for a cab. Hooker are soooo much cheaper.
He paid the bartender with money from the tip jar then proceeded to hit on me in front of my date. I love frat dances
There still is not and there never will be anything as magical as getting high while listening to William Shatner's version of Bohemian Rhapsody.
She was two things I dont understand: tall and Christian
if i do community service solely to impress a guy, everyone wins, right?
except your soul
I yelled "NO FLEX ZONE!!!" at the guy that thinks it's cool to take off his shirt at the party then proceeded to puking
Hey I’m obsessed with Charlie Heaton from stranger things...not because he got caught at the border with coke...okay that’s a lot of it
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