My itunes is telling me i listened to toxic by b spears 108 times last night
He literally had a note from his doctor saying he wasn't allowed to finger me for a week
Blood and glitter go together right?
So my bf wanted to cum on my face and I let him. Afterwards I wiped some off, wiped it across his forehead and said, "The king has returned".
I traded the garbage men the rest of my handle for a ride home. Best. Walk. Of. Shame. Ever.
This is the third time that ive slept with him. He bought me more milk. I can feel the romance growing.
Just showered now I smell like berries instead of shame
She hash-tagged my name. I think it's safe to say that she remembers our hookup.
Tequila, beer, rum, gin, and vodka all mixed in my body last night. The whole "never turn down free booze" is catching up to me. Hungover = understatement of the year.
his butt looks cute in my panties so i decided he has to wear panties all the time from now on.
it's pizza time hurry your sexcapades
Never in my life did I think i would give a blow job in the bathroom of my old elementary school. Twice.
You are not the cause of late onset lesbianism.
And to be clear I have only watched porn like 3 times at work
I remember waking up on the bathroom floor and seeing my teeth behind the toilet
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