remind me tomorrow that nothing happen between me and the guy who's shirt i'm wearing
is it bad that while shopping i looked specifically for clothes that hold their form after taking them off and putting them on again and again?
My recently uploaded pictures to facebook: Me partying on Beale St. with a single girl on each arm. Ex's recently upload pictures: Several pictures of cats. I win.
It is 8 o'clock in the morning and there is already blood all over one of the stalls in the bathroom. What has your St. Patrick's day done for you?
You broke into someone's house and stole a pan of lasagna.
I guess at this point I should stop judging guys on their looks and more on their major and trust fund. Growing up sucks.
just saw someone climb out of the dumpster at cvs and start walking down the street like it was completely normal
Well I tried to call you. I was convinced my body was made of wood. But the Xmas lights in my room helped
...Saturday night. Get your dick ready. We are going to go nuts. I want to have sex fucking everywhere.
Is the booze for tonight or the apocalypse?
Both. Pregaming the zombie party and hurricane sustenance.
Damn it. Can't order pizza. Can't do the hot tub. No one to invite over for loud, kinky sex. What's the point of being here alone?!
Told him my main goal was to seduce the man and convince him to leave his wife for me. He didn't argue just asked me to let him know if I succeeded so he didn't waste anymore time not sleeping with the secretary at his office. I have an incredible boyfriend.
He gave me a box of cheez-its after sex, does that make me a hooker?
Access to a Target is paramount to my general happiness and self-worth.
I told him he had to put his dick inside of me at approx 1159 to ensure it was birthday sex. i was 19 when he entered me.. came out 20. winning.
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