the night i cant remember will be the night i always remember thanks to my "i
the guy that filmed erin andrews naked got 27 months in jail. Every man that's seen it should send him cigs and a nail file baked in a cake. We owe it to him.
It's official. I am the proud owner of his very own sex tape. Amateur awesome porn or awful delete-me-now porn? Come over help me decide.
Of course I was flustered, I had a lot of penis in my face.
donating our bodies to science does not justify what were doing to them.
I walking on her passed out on her bed, clutching a burrito and the walking dead dvd on replay.
I woke up in a toga after going to a Hawaiian party. I don't even know.
i would compare it to sliding down a velcro-covered fireman's pole naked. no more bearded men for me.
I love the fact that my Mom has been present at 90% of my drug deals.
My vibrator box just fell off the table and hit my cat in the head, he is a little stunned. Good thing I went medium size
I thought you might think I was an idiot who thought cock rings prevent STDs,
I'm not sure if 14 year old me would be disappointed or proud that I fucked him behind her middle school??
Remind me to tell you about this weekend with them. It was the least fun I have ever had drinking. And I have thrown up pork and beer through my nose on the side of the freeway.
Video on mandys page of you drinking upside down was finally put up...too bad all the comments were about me and him fighting in the background while he screamed "BLOW BIG BETSY!'
THE SUN DOESNT SET TIL 647 YAAAAASSSSSSSSSS. Goodbye seasonal depression hello regular depression
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