My Nuvaring birth control makes me queef.
no one is going to fuck you in a field of bunnies
Tell your boobs to stop staring at me.
All i remember before i blacked out is you pointing to a random chick and telling me to bang her for America.
we went 3 years between hookups and she got a lot better. Amanda's moving way up the booty call pecking order.
Whatever. I just smoked another bowl so I don't care and wow I just noticed how fast my thumb moves when I text. I'm amazing.
id one day like to live in a world full of emotionless and wonderfully fullfilling sex...
Can you bring me the toilet please
We were having sex and my nose just started pouring blood. He reached down to the floor, grabbed a sock and held it to my nose. He just kept pounding away like nothing was happening.
I traded him cumming in my face for a year for a Disney annual pass. One giant leap back for feminism, one small step for the adult child Disney fan.
I don't know if I want to fuck him or punch him in the face.
i got to his house for our first date at the same time as his dealer, so what I'm saying is I'm in love
I didn't want to fight, I just wanted to tell you to fuckoff.
I just set my messenger to Away so I could run downstairs to masturbate. Working from home is the BEST
Thx for last night. I've never had so much fun while being told my life decisions are questionable at best.
Randomize
