did you know they have Ed Hardy school supplies at Target? it's like folders and notebooks for little douchebags in training.
this guy jus got head in a gas station bathroom from this fat chick with one leg
gross dude. was the guy blacked out drunk or something?
yeah and it only cost me 6 dollars
She asked me to cum on her. ON her. I think we're out of the friend zone
Her face just looks like a massive mistake. That's the only legitimate description I can say about it
Sometimes you just need a break, and sometimes you also need to get stoned on these breaks. I sound like some kind of fucked up mr rogers when I say shit like that.
I'd say I should re evaluate my life choices, but I'd make the same decisions only faster and wearing a push up bra.
Your place is a magnet for either righteous parties or crippling alcohol dependency. Lets find out which together
It looks like someone bombed the living room with his and your clothes, bra, packing peanuts, nerf gun and ammo, rc helicopter, leftover chinese food and a leather paddle.
I don't care who it's from we're getting blown. It's a 3 day weekend anything can happen
we def had a heart to heart that turned into a BJ last night
"Local woman assaults strangers with sex toy" is a headline I never want to be about me.
i don't know how to react to you in a diaper crying and calling a football 'sadie'.
You tried to eat your way through the wall. Like you literally tried to eat drywall and insulation.
My EX’s roommate heard about the breakup and offered to help me bang it out. I think she hates her even more than I do.
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
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