I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
He went down on me in his escalade and his dick is bigger than my forearm. I'm never going back to white guys.
he described going down on me as being like 'entering a jungle of deliciousness and fur
I would not wish his dick upon my worst enemy
Were playing beruit winners pelt losers with eggs
AFTER I licked the bald guys head they told me we weren't playing
I respect your roll as DD and there're am required to respect your vehicle
Well if homeless lesbian experimenting divorcée is your new M.O., you're gonna need to start drinking more anyway so if that's what it takes to talk about it tomorrow afternoon, bottoms up bitch
I vaguely remember us chasing shots by licking each other's faces last night. Our friendship has reached another level completely.
i just need to find someone who enjoys eating frozen waffles as much as I do. It will be perfect.
I just hooked up with a one legged Australian guy. Hooray diversity!
Allow me to explain. Triple D is a surprise. It's like if you're expecting to fight one person, then you get ambushed by more. Except it's a good ambush, because it's boobs, not death.
I accidentally told my mom I broke my drug nail this weekend
He's coming over again? GIRL, you're thoroughly enjoying the month of Dicktember.
Live it up bro, they're always so surprised to find out you use magnums, being such a tiny man and all. It's a good thing.
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