I told u I don't really remember everything lol i pretty much remember not lasting as long as I norm and that I wore a condom, I hate condoms
We played Rock, Paper, Scissors last night to see who was the least drunk to drive.
The Rock won.
Her life has all the ingredients for a how to book: Making Your Life an Epic Fail
apparently vodka and oj turns green when you throw it up
basic color theory
afterwards we were spooning and he said he wished he was a kangaroo so he cold put me in his pouch and keep me forever. I left as soon as he was asleep.
i have more money on itunes than i do in my bank account... college.
I think I just agreed to be an escort for an Asian guy who's gonna be in the city next weekend before he moves back to Shanghai...
Lets just not get arrested. That might put a damper on everything. I only say that cause i've almost been arrested.
I'm not sure if it was the 11 shots or your naturally vibrant personality but I recall you being quite noisy that evening
I don't know where he learned to eat pussy but I thought I was going blind
Last night you referred to my vagina as a gym for your penis
Apparently, Lolla sends you an email every time you use your wristband to buy a beer.
21 new emails...yikes
And on a positive note i found a list that i made in 3rd grade titled "what to do if you want a guy to like you"
I just smoked part of an Oreo cuz I thought it was some hash you left
I wasn’t trying to be creepy it just happened
I’m beginning to think that’s your defining personality trait.
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