i just drank a strangers drink off a toilet
I just used my 2 drink stirrers as chopsticks to get a lime out of my drink. I really am Asian.
she looks like someone took a bunch of spare parts and glued them all on one face. it's quite horrifying.
That's a really weird place to spoon. Especially if there are more accessible places to spoon. Like a bathtub.
After 12 shots he decided to show us knife tricks. You can figure out how it ended
She ate the cookie then went to the emergency room. Now her fam is pressing charges. Don't people understand you DON'T steal baked goods from potheads??
Dude. I have so much pot that i only worry about running out of lighters
We invented this drinking game where you pick and random video and drink for every misspelled word in the youtube comments. It did not end well.
Who has the safety vest from this past weekend Additionally, who has the dancemaster glove?
I just want to lay in a bed of egg mcmuffins and cry
Just tried to do a line with a snorkel I cut off... that is how my Aruba trip is going!
Yes but I said "let's get a dog" not a drunk human so some rules will be established this evening
HELL YEAH TIME TO KICK THE CHILDREN
I know you just got bad medical news... But want some moonshine?
I'll tell you all about it in person but let's just say the big dick fairy must really like me right now
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