okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
i have a dinosaur tramp stamp
just went trash diving in my work clothes for weed. A&E's intervention here i come.
found a pic of my little bro & his girl naked. he got the brains and the huge junk gene. I hate him
I woke up in the penthouse and did lines off the to of the fireplace. This is not real.
I woke up locked in the bar...this has redefined partying.
they're like a gay fantastic four
I like to think of it as a lesbian feast.
I walked in on you rubbing your nose all over his face while straddling him and yelling "I'M SO SORRY!" repeatedly. I'd say you were in pretty good shape at that point in the night.
I just remember looking over and seeing you on top of him and us high fiving. That's when I knew we'd be perfect roommates
The CEO is on this whole 'what do you do with your spare time?' kick. Umm... get drunk and have sex in bar parking lots.
If you fuck up my birthday by dying I will kick your fucking corpse.
It's not even 7 yet. She's singing you are my sunshine to the smirnoff bottle.
I just called my grandma crying, apologizing for being the first grandchild to have premarital sex...I'm either about to start my period or pregnant.
Just found $31 in my desk drawer. In $1's. WTF happened last night?!
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