If she sucks any more cock I swear she will be a spermivore
They said "my eyes made me look intoxicated" ......we harassed them all night and we called the cops and told them that the bouncer that kicked us out was selling meth in the club ...and then we went to wendys
my quiz for the book was only 2 questions and my one answer was sorry and then a sad face
it'll be like the batcave but for manwhores
Never again will we have slut saturday. Never.
We are having a competition to see who can masterbate in the wierdest place, right now hes winning since he masterbated on his Jr. High school bus.
I almost had to get my pinky cut off. Wow I'm so happy. We won beer olympics so i didnt hahaha
I feel like I got hit by a bus. A head on collision with my vag.
Hey mom, soo do we have a family lawyer or am I on my own for that?
I'd rather not be labeled as that girl who came over, drank a bunch of their alcohol, woke up the 5 year old, broke shit and left
I am not getting you a goat.
Fair enough. I am not going out with you. The goat was not negotiable.
Every text my dad sends me is an AA mantra. Might be time to take a look at my life.
Just threw up in a baggy on the airplane. The guys next to me clapped and bought me a jack and coke.
Livin the dream
I just slept for fifteen hours straight. It's like my body knows i'm drinking with you and is preparing..
I love random hookups in covid sex. Usually girls think me about a one and a half to a two and a half but now that I got this mask on I'm a Solid 6.
Randomize
