Yeah. I woke up naked in his bed this morning and remember saying "Get a condom cuz I can't afford an abortion right now" last night. He didn't run. He's a keeper
and she was petting her beer can
Clearly I understand physics better when I'm on cocaine
im swimming of confusion and bacardi. where do i go from herrrrrre
Had dinner with my ex husband. The box of wine is gone and I'm laying on the floor in my wedding dress. Where are you?!
they night at the roxbarryed us. came out of nowhere,bought us shots, and then the big one licked my hand? we got out of that noise.
It's getting increasingly easier to use his emotional instability to my advantage. That's about all he has going for him right now.
Dude, on the way home the cab driver asked why you didn't bring a guy home and referred to you as "one night stand girl"
I was hammered helping a pregnant woman at the gas station name her unborn child. We had to try everything with two different last names because she was waiting on the results of her paternity test.
Turns out Edward 40 hands and life-sized jenga is really hard...Didn't stop you from trying. How is your concussion?
All I know, is I had green sex and beer and got driven home. That's it.
i just really want to fuck a guy wearing lederhosen
it'll be sexier than it sounds, i promise
it's 1043 pm. still havent changed out of the shirt i wore last night so at this point i figure i'll go for twosies.
And by "sexually intimate," you mean fuck buddies?
He loves blowjobs.. were meant for each other.
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