is 69 when you're sideways or up & down? I was on my back & confused.
I had to stop messing around with him for fear of laughing in his face. I swear it was a pinky finger in his pants
VITAMINS IN VODKA. IM NOT LYING.
I went to go pee and found a strand of your hair wrapped around my penis.
Does my status still say I suck cocks? I don't know how to change it
he was so high that he wouldn't speak to anybody for like 30 minutes, he'd only gobble, like a turkey.
We just made a drinking game out of our chemistry review. This might explain my chemistry grade.
Apparently I grabbed her ponytail and cut it with an exacto knife.
You have proved your worthiness to join me on the quest of taking shots at every academic building on campus by showing up drunk to our test at 12:30 today
Just because I tried to backhand you with a fist full of cash does not make me violent
Me either. I want to get 'chase a stray cat through the neighborhood in my hooker heels' drunk. And it's your birthday, so you have to get 'best friend holding your hair while you puke in the bar bathroom and cry about your life' drunk. In a feather boa.
I was desperately holding on to my sandwich while we had sex.
They're tearing apart the house I lost my virginity in:(
That awful moment when there is no more beer and you find yourself considering tequila and aloe juice.
downside - we got stuck at the intersection before the santa clause parade started and had to wait for it to end. upside - i got frontrow seats and a blow job to the santa clause parade.
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