Dude, I'm so high in the forest and I think I'm in a bear den.
We just picked up about 540 lbs of women....
why the FUCK would i wear makeup on my vagina!?
I want you to know that after i type the word "your" vagina is next on my predictive tex
i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
Dude has a bag of wine attached to his belt. These guys don't fuck around.
She has never blacked out. I have tried to get her to so many times. Apparently it's a lot harder than we make it out to be.
She got stuck in the front door. She never told me how or why.
I yelled kanye while he was fucking me. It just felt right
I resisted the urge to announce that it looks like a big crystal butt plug
Please tell me how the stripper got back to Sarah's from the trailer park
Right now I'm drinking out of a gallon water jug & eating a baconator. If you're feeling down, just remember you could be me.
If you're going to be single forever, you should try the quesalupas at Taco Bell.
If sending nudes to tinder boy is considered functional then yes.
Lets get drunk. But not too drunk that I can't work in the morning. But maybe drunk enough so we'll make out
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