matt is drinking blue powerade and it looks like he has hypothermia. i can't take this kid anywhere.
Didn't tell him I was on my period. Then had to surreptitiously remove some uterine lining from his cock.
I don't care where my tongue is but i t's going to be in all the pictures.
Fuck him. I'll set him on fire for you. Then we'll see how good of a firefighter he is.
Is that you who's passed out on my treadmill?
Honestly, It follows the same rules as Cock Roulette.
I tried to say goodbye but you were hugging a trash can and I wasn't sure if you had clothes on
What is she getting? Last time we talked her behavior was conducive to getting a tramp stamp on her face.
Though my hair looks fantastic i will unfortunately have to turn down your 4am sex offer
FYI your bra is now hanging in the hallway as a trophy.
well my grandpa saw your dick pic, so why don't you tell me how my day is going
Come on, will you just fuck him so we can watch Star Wars.
You owe me a one night stand and a line. Possible an inflatable flamingo as well. And a caesar salad.
i made out with his shirt. MDMA, man.
She walked up to me and whispered "I hope you're good at sex" and led me to the beach.
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