the last time I saw her she was leaving the mens bathroom and club rush with her dress inside out. typical tease.
I thought that since they were twins... they would be equally as good in bed
She was adopted and used to dance at Sapphire. just my speed.
while being fingered today, I was told I have an abnormally deep g-spot. Now you know, I am a size queen because of SCIENCE.
Just thought i should tell someone im on the roof, if i pass out up here because no one found me, im behind the chimney
I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
1 month til my stepdad becomes a u.s. citizen, so if you want to get in on the divorce pool its your last chance, $5 a square.
I've come to realize sober is a rare time of the day.
What a dumb baby whore.
I just farted a soft, gentle fart and it made me think of the eye puff glaucoma test at the eye dr. I hope that's not fart air they use for those. And yes, I'm texting you from the toilet and yes again, I'm high.
And literally 4loko margaritas are callin my name. They're like "Hey girl come on over here I'll make you forget about grades and boys and it'll be a good idea to send everyone 55 snapchats of your cleavage" ok
umm, I just masturbated to old Justin timberlake on MTV jams. in need of dick ASAP
Nobody knows who they are, but they have an ice luge so they are welcome in my book
My boob is missing a layer of skin
We'd like to invite you to our threesome! Lingerie is encouraged and drinks will be provided. Next Friday, roommate night, my bedroom. Hope to see you there!
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