thx for the lesson on dirrty dancing
Came home to a chalk baord that read:" Think like a rapist." Can't say I'm surpirsed.
do you think they make care bear costumes for cats?
Whatever it was. it was pregnant.
i've met an abundance of virgins and guys who where flip flops, i thinks there's a correlation
She looked at me and said "i like penises." and then passed out with her condom balloon animal in her hands.
I was so exhausted I thought about using my deep throat spray to stop my coughing.
you were afraid hed set himself on fire so you dumped a box of baking soda on him
Kriste-san. Brian-sensai going to sleepy times acturry. Kriste-grasshopper will spend fun-fun times with Brian-sensai and glorious redbox movie tomorrow yes?
Most creative movie date proposition... ever.
I'm dressed as a caveman and drunk so that's not really an option
There's a guy in a life size dick costume, and two guys with white shirts that are each half if a pair of breasts in a red bra lol. They came separate but when they saw each other there was some titty fucking in the street, it's only 11
Just a little drinking. So much fun and love. The world is a shiny wonderful sphere in the sky so why shouldn't we celebrate?
Sometimes I just take my boobs out of my shirt so they can get some fresh air
Can you please come in my room and pour water in my mouth? Too hungover to move. btw who is this guy in my bed? Can't see his face. Cute?
Any luck with the purse?
No, though I did find her weed. Also her sons name is King. I'm uncertain how I feel about that
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