and I was crying with the towel lady in the bathroom of the bar about the tragedy in Haiti. Then we hugged before I left and I gave her 10 dollars.
Just had such a rough shit, don't stop believin had to be played
I only listened to his story about leaving the Amish community because I was hoping for a free drink
I'll get you through man, I'll be your fairy godmother with better prescription drugs
Now I have the walk of shame to give the receptionist the bathroom key back, I've had it for 20 minutes. I should just smile and wink. She knows what went down.
I asked him to make me two boxes of macaroni and cheese. That's like eight servings. How did I think that was an okay amount.
just saw a kid get pissed on buy a tiger at the zoo. His dad is rofling and the kid is crying. I think I have to go make a new friend
He made me choke him and call him Papi..so all in all a good night.
Probably won't be invited back there again considering last time his purebred corgi ate my pot brownie and had to be rushed to the hospital.
I opened my bookbag to put my laptop in and I found two granola bars and a pregnancy test. I am clearly prepared for life
Me saying I wish i was a better person + me pretending I don't want to fuck on my period = me lying
he drove over two hours to fuck me and came in 3 minutes. he got mad when I asked him if it was worth it...
The end of the friendship was inevitable. I hooked up with her cousin and forgot to mention it to her
IT'S MY BIRTHDAY. I SHOULDN'T HAVE TO DRIVE 3 HOURS FOR BIRTHDAY SEX.
oh dont worry mom i am not sick my cough is from a recent increase in recreational drug use
that will happen
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