school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
he was so high that he wouldn't speak to anybody for like 30 minutes, he'd only gobble, like a turkey.
Thanks for sticking it out with old horseface last night... I owe you one buddy.
just spent the last 4 hours covering his room in sticky notes. Viva Drunk Thursdays.
I've had more sex in the two weeks since we broke up than I ever had in any two weeks we were together.
Your 'drink of the future' makes sense now- you feel it for atleast 10 hours into the future
You better of fucked him last night or do it now because he is buying all the roommates McDonald's.
I just helped a group of highschool stoners find a safe place to smoke I feel like a responsible rolemodel
i'm having the hardest time convincing my roommates to go dumpster diving for pizza with me. i really miss you..
do you know how much drugs we can buy now that you got that raise at work
We found him in the neighbors shed using a bicycle as a blanket. We just left him there.
I had a face to face conversation with her vagina, asking it not to make me look bad.
I woke up half naked on the floor next to his bed, and his cat was staring at me like it had seen everything that i myself don't remember..
Her vagina is like the upper echelon of Scientology and I don't have enough money to get in
it was cool until he whispered 'sounds like you need a good dicking' with a completely serious face and i just lost it
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