She said she couldnt do it today but shed make it up to me next week
stick it in her butt and if she asks, say that thats what you thought she meant
i just woke up naked on my porch, holding the neighbors cat in my arms.
i just googled "who won the civil war" . how can i still have a 97% in this class?
Just got walked in on during safety inspections
Think you passed?
Also, I'd like to add that that I'm not quitting my job, my boss fed me shots at 11 am this morning.
It was actually pretty good. His cock is as fat as the rest of him and I took out my contacts so I couldn't see him clearly.
cheese fries, coffee, with a side of dry heaving in the bathroom at the diner on campus at 5am. never felt better.
I was more obsessed with the sweat stain on her back that was simultaneously shaped like a vagina and the virgin Mary.
That's good. Don't want to see you bellydancing in prison for homemade wine.
Hey it's Males-You-Probably-Wish-You-Hadnt-Had-Sex-With Monday. MYPWYHHSWM
this isn't the first time i woke up with peanut butter in my butt
Sexting just isn't as much fun once you learn how bad he is in bed...
When he said he lived in a closet I thought he meant his room was really small or something... But he actually has a queen size mattress on the floor of his roomates walk-in closet.
I was just at the gas station and happened to look left and see a girl blowing some guy. How was your night?
Told a guy at the bar I was hurricane evacuees with no place to stay. Just woke up at his place. God bless Florence
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