sticking your finger down your throat to make yourself throw up is bulimia, not morning sickness, so no, I don't think you're pregnant.
they were just spraying pledge on themselves and calling it lemon cologne.
the entire lecture hall sighed when the prof announced that there will be an exam on 4/20
ah. the first shower back home is like a baptism from the sins of the past year
he knocked over the vodka and juice...picks up the cup and says "yes", takes the last sip...doesnt even worry about the mess all over the floor and we continue having sex.
Question. Will thrown up fruit loops go down the shower drain?
He wouldn't let me go down on him. He stopped me and told me he was a giver.
When did it seem like a good idea to do pull ups off the balcony? After beer 5 or shot 7?
shes still here... layin in my bed watching a beyonce concert on tv drinking leftover franzia straight outta the bag and crying
We pretended the crowd cheering the Thunder's win was cheering for us while we had sex on the couch.
Just saw you in traffic. You may have noticed me, I was the corpse driving the white car.
There's cereal in my underwear. Was I in your apartment at any time last night? That's the only logical explanation for this.
Look I'm really high right now, and if I were to leave this house, it would be for the sole purpose of getting an ice cream sandwich. So can you please just do it.
My makeup bag looks like it has lips and wants to sing to me... Too high?
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