I hate to say it, but I think my pandora being Marvin Gaye love songs was the prime reason for the bj last night
I am pretty sure I told him the clouds were earth's purest filtration system and that snow was the rarest and most delicious water in the world. My lips are burning because we ate so much.
just because she blew him doesn't mean she knows his name.
let me put this in terms we both understand. he was the crunchwrap supreme of men--the perfect combo of all things manly, gooey and delicious. and ready for instant enjoyment.
shes trying to book us all flights to Ireland..I let her get mine and yours but stopped her when she tried booking the guy next to her at the library
I was tripping so hard I was disappointed when I pulled back the shower curtain and shrek wasn't standing there
In case you were wondering, taking me to see beauty and the beast in theaters would totally get you an unsolicited sloppy beej in the parking lot afterwards.
You should probably take note of that and make it happen.
i wondered why i had so many splinters in my hand, then i went out to my car and remembered id stolen an entire cactus
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
I am seriously thinking about wearing a blanket as a cape. So when I pass out tonight the blanket might keep me warm.
Possibly having a threesome with my ex boyfriend and his current girlfriend was great closure on that subject
You called me last night and said you had a vision that a cat made you a sandwich. You were tripping way too hard
I'm just going to have crazy good sex with him until one of us developed feelings that works in the movies right?
Seriously my new passion in life is the girth of his penis
You microwaved all of my silverware, I don't care if you spent all your money on tequila, you're paying for this.
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