belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
I have an explanation for how we got this drunk this fast... but you wont like it. We are officially in complete liver failure.
Our sex bag has now been upgraded to sex luggage, with wheels, and now features a first aid kit. Game. On.
I should also mention that having been a sheltered child, I am conditioned to have serious kinks and find upper bodies of either sex attractive. And legs.
her dad gauges his nipple piercings.
Now you know my pain. Live with it. Own it. Recognize it. Cause its like shitting napalm.
Out of control sex drive for a girl? I just masturbated in the bathroom at my in-laws house before dinner....
I'm just so happy. I go to sleep and when I wake up there will be chocolate milk and penis.
I almost tried texting you with my pipe. Holy fuck this is good shit.
Well, my breasts are swollen and I cried about the Iditarod. But I say PMS until proven pregnant.
The ONLY place I sext is in my anatomy class. It's an amped up level of playing doctor.
On the flip side Weston asked if he could move me to Wisconsin to be his "moto hoe" which is actually a thing apparently
Well. I think my red tank top is jinxed. this is now the second time it's gotten jizz on it.
My head is bruised from having sex in the backseat of an explorer last night.
Between falling off a shelf on to a concrete floor and sex with you - i may never walk again.
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